🔒 Privacy Policy
Your Data Is Safe.
Pinky Promise.
We're still teaching our lawyers to translate from “legalese” into “human.” They're making progress — they only used “hereinafter” twice today.
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Under Construction
Our privacy policy is being drafted by real humans (and one very opinionated AI that kept insisting we add a clause about robot rights).
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What We Collect
Basically what you tell us, nothing from your diary.
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How We Store It
Encrypted tighter than your grandma's cookie recipe.
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Who We Share With
Nobody shady. We don't even share with our mothers.
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Your Right to Delete
Say the word and it's gone. Like your ex's photos.
🇰🇪Kenya Data Protection Act Compliant
The full policy will materialize here soon. In the meantime, rest assured we treat your data like a plumber treats a leaky pipe — with urgency and professionalism.
Have questions about your data?